What if God was one of us?

I was recently over @ LJ's when this song came on the "tube." (These days, "the plamsa" or "the pixels" might be more appropriate terms. Given my out and out angst with God these days, I came up with some highly vocal, twisted perspectives while out on the trail with Panda.

In short, if God (the ultimate "there" person) were stuck on this planet (as one of "us"... which one of "us" would that be now?) he'd only have two options:

1. Learn how to be a "here" girl and enjoy all the frills and benefits of Walmart and McDonald's, crappy "here" mates, and the fruitful, fulfilling past-times of hunting and gathering (see Walmart and McDonald's)...or

2. Give up in disgust and wait for the cosmic spaceship to take Him home.

Can anybody else relate? I'm stuck here, so I'm hunting and gathering information.

Ciao for now from the Trailer Park. (no tilda) JA